Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you had me at cake vodka
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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