Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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