what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Your cock deserves a montage
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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