If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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