in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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