yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
now i know why i became what i already was.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How does one acquire holy water?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We need to get me chipped asap
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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