I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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