her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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