That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
send nudes
from the living room?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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