Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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