My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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