His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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