She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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