if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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