I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
