If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
