windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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