That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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