They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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