(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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