I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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