it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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