I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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