Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
