Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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