Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she looked like the before picture.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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