Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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