WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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