I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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