My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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