spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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