So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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