You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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