Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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