sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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