So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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