can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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