like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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