My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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