i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Randomize
