It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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