took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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