HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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