his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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