How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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