I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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