Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I want to be your penis for a week.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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