That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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