i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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