Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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