i think i have herpe
just one?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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