One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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