i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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