Apparently you make a good broom.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
