# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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